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Who’da guessed that Aqua Net
Could start a fire with a single cigarette
No, she wasn’t drunk, she wasn’t stoned
Just sick and tired of wondering if he was comin’ home

She drove around, she found his car
They heard the boom from in the bar
Well, he called the cops, she called his bluff
They hauled her off in high heels and handcuffs

Crazy women, ex-wives and old girlfriends
Keep their crazy hidden til they’re pushed off the deep end
Oh yeah, God forgive ‘em, they weren’t born like this
Oh no, crazy women are made by crazy men

Well, he told his friends she was depressed
Borderline bipolar bitch with PMS
Well, he cheats and lies and then plays the victim
He don’t know why they always seem to pick him

Crazy women, ex-wives and old girlfriends
Keep their crazy hidden til they’re pushed off the deep end
Oh yeah, God forgive ‘em, they weren’t born like this
Oh no, crazy women are made by crazy men

Some take a pistol; some take an axe
And boy if you feel the fire, you better bet she’s got a match
It might be the teacher, just down the street
The hairdresser, or the housewife, or the waitress that’s so sweet

No you won’t see it when you meet her
So be careful how you treat her
Cuz she might look just like me

Crazy women, ex-wives and old girlfriends
Keep our crazy hidden til we’re pushed off the deep end
Oh yeah, God forgive us, even though some weren’t born like this
God knows, crazy women are made by crazy men